I finally have a source for free range eggs: My co-worker Greg. These are his eggs.
My favorite egg is the one on the very left. You can't see the whole message, but here's what it says: "Your frying pan is hot!"
Oh how I love my grEGGs. We're working on marketing as we speak. In the meantime, my beloved Rochester peeps - I might be able to score you some eggs - I need to talk to the Henmaster himself though to find out what the production sked is.
P.S. - In case you're wondering why some off the eggs have smeared ink, Greg found out that it's easier to write on an egg when it's warm from the chicken. Not cold. Didn't know that until today.